1. Will CSI and new-fangled forensic techniques be the new "deterrent" to capital crimes, making the death penalty obsolete?2. If I were Bernie Madoff, I'd be at the end of a long hose, sitting in my car as it idled by the shore.3. Were the neanderthals plagued by Seasonal Affective Disorder? Did long winters and lack of beach-days really get them down?4. Do I really have to come up with five?5. No one has commented anywhere on my "blog," but is that really a bad thing?