I'm concerned about Joan River's nose. The poor woman. . . Can't some Dr. out there fix it? Its missing about 1/3rd of its length.  I can understand if she's afraid of plastic surgery, but really, that nose can't have full functionality. . . Should there be a telethon?

Maybe its time for the networks to resurrect their "Fear Factor" concept. It was very popular a few years back, when we were all fat and happy and making money and getting option grants.  It made sense during that period of "flush with success" to have far-out fear-facing stunts involving xtra large tropical arthropods.

In this climate of "the sky is falling," maybe they'll need to revamp the show. This time, the real "fears" don't need to be imported from Brazil or the Gobi desert. How about filming contestants opening their investment statements. . . And daring them to think about the future?